it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
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The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
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I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
soo... how was my night?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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