i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
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the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
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She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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