New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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