Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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