the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
You surviving the open bar?
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dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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