She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
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