Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
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Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
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Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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