Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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