what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Are my feet made of real feet?
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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