I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
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