We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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