I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
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both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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