She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
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He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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