My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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