do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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