her vagine was all disorganized.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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