And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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