Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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