Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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