why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
just tell him i said nine months
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
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I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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