The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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