; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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