Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
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...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
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while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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