why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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