i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
Randomize
