Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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