didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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