I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
