im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Too much gin, very little bucket
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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