your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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