Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
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