My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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