someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
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I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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