We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
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