belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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