Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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