I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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