Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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