Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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