This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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