I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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