I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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