it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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