just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
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