His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
