Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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