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Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
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