what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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