Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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