so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Randomize
