Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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