belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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