He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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