But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
never play flip cup with pint glasses
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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